TEXAS IS NOT THE DESERT

For all you out there who believe Texas is nothing but broiling desert that goes on in an endless sea of worthless space, you are oh so wrong! Yes Texas is hot, but think for a second. think about how Texas is the second-largest state in the U.S. (Alaska being the largest) in terms of square miles, and is bigger than many small and medium sized countries. Now try to make yourself see that all that space can't possibly have the same Baron geography. I live right outside of Austin (the coolest city in the universe) and we have pine trees here, as unbelievable as it sounds, whereas in say El Paso it is desert and mountains (yes we have mountains down here). the state of Texas is so incredibly diverse in way of not only types of people but also in geography that you poor strange people that think i live in the desert belong in a mental home for even considering this strange idea. That's like me saying that the state of New York is entirely consumed by NYC (which the imbeciles here seem to think) and we all know that is one of the most preposterous things that can be said, well that and the insane idea that guys look cool with their pants hanging around their knees (NEWSFLASH boys, this just makes you look like your going to rob someone or get yourself pantsed due to the lack of a belt)

BEN AND JERRY'S IS NOT FOR DEPRESSION!! I don't know where the American population came under the impression that eating ice cream out of a pint sized carton with a spoon is for ignorant high school girls who have just been dumped or for middle aged women who have just realized they are still alone and probably always will be, but this is an infuriating proposition!! Ben and Jerry's is for anyone who wants to eat incredibly good and devilish food. I, for instance, eat phish food when i feel sick or just feel like having chocolatey frozen goodness. My depression fixation is laughing cow cheese and pretzels while listening to random christian music my grandmother bought me when i was seven. See? Not everyone does things the same way, and those of you that think you must do things exactly the same as the people on cheesey sitcoms and sex and the city really need to get a peraonality and belief system.

HAIR

Hair is annoying and worthless. I plan on shaving all my hair off so I don't have to deal with the stress of doing it. Besides the fact that it is just worthless strands of DNA, there are too many things you have to do to keep up with your hair. First you have to clean and condition. Sounds easy enough you say? Well think about all the different choices for shampoo. There's dandruff, dry, oily, concentrated, brunette, blond, red, black, artificial coloring, de-frizz, curly, straight, etc. etc. The list goes on forever with the different possibilities, and the list for conditioners is even longer. Plus, you have to choose the right hairstyle for the time. And then when you get the style, you have to go back six weeks later to get it trimmed, and sometime in the next two to three months you have to get a new style to keep things "fresh". I have completely given up on this long and complicated process that goes into hair. I'd rather have people thinking i have leukemia. =)
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EMO PEOPLE

Okay, I know that some people who read this may be emo... If you are, just leave the site now and don't come back, because we don't want you. Being emo has become a trend at my school. Like wearing skinny jeans or Abercrombie, it has become cool to cut yourself. I have not, do not currently, and never will cut myself. It is a sign of weakness intellectually and emotionally. Those who follow this moronic crowd of social zombies can go and bleed all they want. I am determined to keep these destructive people out of my life for good and i suggest you do the same.
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PWNED

I'm not sure how this barbaric (and imbecilic) word has come about in today's society, but I WANT IT TO DISAPPEAR! It is a nonsensical and absurd word that has no place in proper diction. It is one thing for some wannabe frat boy playing Halo on X-Box Live to say it over his headphone, but as for the complete and total overuse of this moronic saying, I am disappointed in my own generation.
I can be sitting in class as we get test score back and hear behind me, "MAN I TOTALLY P'WNED THIS TEST!" I feel like sending a wicked right cross to their bottom lips when i hear their incoherent babbling. Comment if you understand my pain at society's lack of decorum and intelligence.
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MILEY CYRUS LEAVES DISNEY CHANNEL

I know what you thinking, "This preppy, little, worthless, auto-tuned, good-time-girl "celebrity" shouldn't even be given the privelidge to reside in my subconsious thoughts." Well maybe your thoughts are a bit calmer than mine, but i know that if you're reading this blog then you at least have an appreciation for vitriolic humor that puts people down. :) So even though we all agree this little "pop-princess" diva isn't worth the energy it takes to perform cerebral cognition, i want to talk about it. Comment all you want, however you want (no cursing though, we are sophistocated human beings and should act as such)

I have only one thing to say... FINNALY! This girl is not responsible enough, nor intelligent enough to be the role model she has become for the rest of America's youth. I appreciate that she is trying to move on to bigger, more adult roles because even if i do hate the girl, I'd rather see her influencing chick-flick lovers with "The Last Summer" than having the control she had over young girls everywhere.
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THE MIND CASTER SPEAKS FOR THE FIRST TIME

This will be my blog of Melissa-like venom. For those of you who are not currently Westerfeld fans (first of all... BECOME ONE!), Melissa is the mind caster in Scott Westerfeld's icy book Midnighters. This is a very funny and dramatic novel series that deals with five teenagers who have the power to control a secret hour (the blue time) where everyone else is frozen. Sounds fun right? There's a catch... Jonathan, Jess, Dess, Rex and Melissa have to save the whole town of Bixby, Oklahoma (and the rest of the world) from darklings. If you havn't read these books you should go out and pick one up right now! Anyway, Melissa is the dark, anti-social mind-caster who's only friends are the other midnighters (minus Jonathan and Jess). She tells it like it is and doesn't take anything from anyone... She is my IDOL! so that is why this is
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