HAIR

Hair is annoying and worthless. I plan on shaving all my hair off so I don't have to deal with the stress of doing it. Besides the fact that it is just worthless strands of DNA, there are too many things you have to do to keep up with your hair. First you have to clean and condition. Sounds easy enough you say? Well think about all the different choices for shampoo. There's dandruff, dry, oily, concentrated, brunette, blond, red, black, artificial coloring, de-frizz, curly, straight, etc. etc. The list goes on forever with the different possibilities, and the list for conditioners is even longer. Plus, you have to choose the right hairstyle for the time. And then when you get the style, you have to go back six weeks later to get it trimmed, and sometime in the next two to three months you have to get a new style to keep things "fresh". I have completely given up on this long and complicated process that goes into hair. I'd rather have people thinking i have leukemia. =)
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