HAIR

Hair is annoying and worthless. I plan on shaving all my hair off so I don't have to deal with the stress of doing it. Besides the fact that it is just worthless strands of DNA, there are too many things you have to do to keep up with your hair. First you have to clean and condition. Sounds easy enough you say? Well think about all the different choices for shampoo. There's dandruff, dry, oily, concentrated, brunette, blond, red, black, artificial coloring, de-frizz, curly, straight, etc. etc. The list goes on forever with the different possibilities, and the list for conditioners is even longer. Plus, you have to choose the right hairstyle for the time. And then when you get the style, you have to go back six weeks later to get it trimmed, and sometime in the next two to three months you have to get a new style to keep things "fresh". I have completely given up on this long and complicated process that goes into hair. I'd rather have people thinking i have leukemia. =)
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EMO PEOPLE

Okay, I know that some people who read this may be emo... If you are, just leave the site now and don't come back, because we don't want you. Being emo has become a trend at my school. Like wearing skinny jeans or Abercrombie, it has become cool to cut yourself. I have not, do not currently, and never will cut myself. It is a sign of weakness intellectually and emotionally. Those who follow this moronic crowd of social zombies can go and bleed all they want. I am determined to keep these destructive people out of my life for good and i suggest you do the same.
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PWNED

I'm not sure how this barbaric (and imbecilic) word has come about in today's society, but I WANT IT TO DISAPPEAR! It is a nonsensical and absurd word that has no place in proper diction. It is one thing for some wannabe frat boy playing Halo on X-Box Live to say it over his headphone, but as for the complete and total overuse of this moronic saying, I am disappointed in my own generation.
I can be sitting in class as we get test score back and hear behind me, "MAN I TOTALLY P'WNED THIS TEST!" I feel like sending a wicked right cross to their bottom lips when i hear their incoherent babbling. Comment if you understand my pain at society's lack of decorum and intelligence.
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MILEY CYRUS LEAVES DISNEY CHANNEL

I know what you thinking, "This preppy, little, worthless, auto-tuned, good-time-girl "celebrity" shouldn't even be given the privelidge to reside in my subconsious thoughts." Well maybe your thoughts are a bit calmer than mine, but i know that if you're reading this blog then you at least have an appreciation for vitriolic humor that puts people down. :) So even though we all agree this little "pop-princess" diva isn't worth the energy it takes to perform cerebral cognition, i want to talk about it. Comment all you want, however you want (no cursing though, we are sophistocated human beings and should act as such)

I have only one thing to say... FINNALY! This girl is not responsible enough, nor intelligent enough to be the role model she has become for the rest of America's youth. I appreciate that she is trying to move on to bigger, more adult roles because even if i do hate the girl, I'd rather see her influencing chick-flick lovers with "The Last Summer" than having the control she had over young girls everywhere.
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THE MIND CASTER SPEAKS FOR THE FIRST TIME

This will be my blog of Melissa-like venom. For those of you who are not currently Westerfeld fans (first of all... BECOME ONE!), Melissa is the mind caster in Scott Westerfeld's icy book Midnighters. This is a very funny and dramatic novel series that deals with five teenagers who have the power to control a secret hour (the blue time) where everyone else is frozen. Sounds fun right? There's a catch... Jonathan, Jess, Dess, Rex and Melissa have to save the whole town of Bixby, Oklahoma (and the rest of the world) from darklings. If you havn't read these books you should go out and pick one up right now! Anyway, Melissa is the dark, anti-social mind-caster who's only friends are the other midnighters (minus Jonathan and Jess). She tells it like it is and doesn't take anything from anyone... She is my IDOL! so that is why this is
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